Funny Love

Hey Fans This is just for laughing purposes dont try telling this to your love, but actually you could if you are willing to get a slap back for the most loved one of you LOL ;) =D



- Just another way to show you how you make my life complete my heart!
- You and me will always stick together!
- Here is a little picture of me and you so in love. I am the cow cause I eat everthing you are the little piggy cause you fart a lot, hehehehe.
- To the love of my life! I know this picture is not the cutest in the world but i think a big part of it represents our relationship. Somewhere on our bodies when we hug we re-create that symbol of a heart because we are the perfect match for each other. I love you always. Your Girl!
- There is one in you and one in me...when together it makes us!




How does a dedicated a businessman start off his love life?

I know… a letter is one of the first things that anyone can think of and so does he too.

This was his first letter to his love.

Enjoy the Fun.


Sub: Offer of love!

To Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the Love training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,based on your performance,I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,


Multiple choice love?


A funny teenager wants to propose a girl and writes a love letter in the following format..

My dear,

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) by mistake

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped
singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) you just felt shy to sing before me
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide
it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and
you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you liked him than me

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on
your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you got 4 a's and 3 b's and 2c's you love me a lot.

Else if you got 3 a's and 3 b's then love is budding in your heart and its ready to bloom.

Else if you got less than 3 a's then you are in a confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..


Her reply letter was also in Q/A format

My dear,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

You poked your nose inside..... Right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (*Anjali*) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it
true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. *I come
daily to Temple*. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.